I bought a 99 miata 2 months ago. I fucking LOVE IT.

Pfff, I *do* drive a miata, you know.

Fucking Amen.

“How long does it take to build a cabinet?

About ten years and a half hour.”

I... um...

so, who wants cake?

DANGER, DANGER WILLAMINA ROBINSON

I did the EXACT same thing.

You’re correct - Its really not that difficult. There are two main ways to injure yourself using a table saw - one is the obvious danger of putting your fingers into the blade, which is actually pretty rare. The more common injury is a kickback, where the work piece is forced back towards you while cutting (because…

I have literally built and engineered every one of those things into houses....

Okay, not the slide. Yet.

Passageways are more common than you would expect. People like to put them in for their kids.

For about a thousand bucks (biscuit joiner, table saw, plywood, stain, sandpaper, wood glue, tack nailer), your dream can come true.

are you talking about the baseboard heat covers? They’re a quick replacement from home depot. Your pipes will move enough to get them out (trust me, I’m on the internet!)

Done it, all over the cape and islands. Funny enough, its a 1/3 secret unlabeled purpose room (sex dungeon?), 1/3 gun room, and 1/3 safe room mix for people that we’ve done them for.

dude, you can put heated floors in a bathroom for under 500 bucks.

*cough cough DIY cough cough *

God, I deleted all mine with a ex fuck buddy, but jesus. H. CHRIST. was she dirty.

It turned out that in addition to being a “extremely* high-level doctor, she also was a self-decribed “total cumslut” (Her words, not mine). God. She was so fucking hot. We broke it off after 6 months of fucking in parking lots around…

You need a mistress.

UMMMM, you DO kno that she is IN FACT Paul Walker, Right?

Ugh, so obvious I can’t believe I have to point this out to you simpletons.

PFFFF... Doesn't hold a CANDLE to my 1992 camry, thank you very much.

MUHUHAUHAUAHAGH....

Yeah, my wife was vegan when we met. Now she loves saying "SKRRIMMPS!!" every time we eat delicious, delicious skr - I mean, shrimps.

wtf? when did this happen? (I live under a rock btw)

That is SO weird because like 15 years ago, I was dressed as a woman and proposed to a guy at that EXACT same spot, and he said no but we ended up seeing each for a while and eventually he broke it off.

Wait. That.... "never happened".

Whats in this coffee I'm drinking?

*Quietly hides statistics of people who believe there is a link between vaccines and Autism*...