“I know what cigarettes will do to me. Even the unknown is preferable to that.”

I am super old, so I remember when the tobacco industry denied that cigarette smoking was harmful. And the government either believed them or pretended to believe them. Until it turned out they were telling lies the whole time.

And nice to see her rolling with nature instead of turning into some plastic surgery horrorshow.

He had children with such attractive women, and their genetics just couldn’t beat out his unfortunate face.

I would clap all day and every day for Jimmy Carter. He is a profoundly good and decent human.

I thought he made it sound great. I’m not a Lana fan, but I really liked this.

I like how you swiftly brush aside the multiple murders and other unknown crimes thing before moving on to the generic mea culpa of society failing Aaron Hernandez. Aaron Hernandez failed Aaron Hernandez. He failed as a human being, as a father, as a member of society. The world is a better place without him.

umm no sorry didn’t you read the article all women like it all women like the same things getting a woman off is just like a video game up up down down ABAB down down up start

As a childless old hag, I take zero responsibility for any societal decay.

Holy fuck. I don’t care how quietly, covertly, or cutely you blow your nose - excuse yourself from the goddamned table for that shit. Ugh!

Give him a break, he’s growing up in an era where no one cares about grammar. 10 years from now, these articles will be nothing but emojis.

What about people suffering from mental illness or some other brain disorder? Fuck ‘em?

Wow. Insanely thorough and informative article that I really wish I could have read 10 years ago. So many people and events make sense to me right now. Oh well, at least going forward I feel more prepared and will seek to avoid as much as possible.

Leave the mental qualities of much of the flying public out of this. They aren’t nuts. They are just the other half that balances ‘above average.’

Ok I’ll be the one to do it:

I am seriously worried about what these unhinged morons are going to do when he loses. The supporters with yard signs have half a dozen and some of them are vile.

I just *erupted* with laughter at my desk. This is amazing.

Found it!

Hey, hey, hey, you’re BOTH right—no need to fight about it... wait... that’s even worse. Ugh.