On the bright side, he finished strong in the unicycle race later that day.

It’s not that they won’t care, it’s that they won’t see it..... Trump supporters don’t read Jezebel.

Seriously. With any luck, we’ll get these two idiots off of the street for a long time. Maybe give a big portion of their funds to the family of the deceased.

rub them dry don’t pat. you are gonna see some dirt

I dunno the shower water just runs down my legs and they get washed off. It’s not like they smell. They’re like arms, which I don’t necessarily wash either unless I remember it’s helpful to exfoliate. And I mostly don’t do it because soap dries out my skin and when my shins get dry and itchy its the most annoying…

Jezebel spends too much time listening to bitchy queens.

Why did you post 7 pictures of the same person?

I would die of embarrassment if my mother ever wore a grill.

More like planned. He was saying “oh, ok” before she even got a word out.

I’d take a cat any day over Lance Bass.

But remember everyone, calling this arsonist an “Islamaphobe” is the real deplorable thing to do.

Plus she used fractions, which probably count as witchcraft to the average Trump voter.

Pretty sure the greatest joy in life is felt when leaving Oklahoma.

As someone who understands through hard experience how difficult precision movement in tandem can actually be, I must commend Taylor and her clone (friend?, bodyguard?, assistant?, lesbian lover?, shambling zombie?) for achieving matching slouched shoulders, skinny asses, bent necks, and weird dangling arms, in that…

Listen asshole, I didn’t work 5 years behind the fryer to be called anything less than Assistant Manager at the McDonalds

To be fair, footage of an officer shooting at a suspect is his preferred lead-in.

I bet that actually explains the handwriting. They prepared a typed one that read “Rudy Giuliani” and he said, “nah. It’s ‘mayor’ or you’re going to have to find some other failed hack to deliver hot-takes in the voice of Elmer Fudd.”

This is disgusting. I can’t believe in the desperate search for mid-day ratings, a network TV station would air such garbage. I hope more people get angry about this, ugh, Rudy Giuliani, what a waste.

Meh, let me know when he goes to catch Black Sabbath.