thats just great now theres “bitchy dont give me flowers face”

fat cells taken out of inner cheeks and hats, the fountain of youth

after the deed is done, whats the point?

lol “hotness window”

but they just deserve everything cause you know, the kids....

Stupid to get married.

Go on spend your gas money for the week.

been lucky all my life being thin, fast as heck metabolism, then 45 hit and lots of beer, then WHAM outta no where this dadbod !!!! actually it happened after i stopped working out, started again, gonna lose this pouch if its the last thing i do!!!!

you will need this for your Oculus Rift, for you know.......”landscapes” um yeah that.......wink

then ive been lied to, again : ( (sarcasm)

if its a bad cycle, break it, start good ones, Mother-On!!!

My poor 9 yr old, honey daddy is doing it for your own good. Must keep dumbass kids away from her.

your never too old for ANYTHING, get rid of that saying quickly!!!

once peoples reward system is interrupted or they are in a car driving , all this is thrown out the window eh?

Best Pull.

so when do we eat?

Why share your assets with more than the one that took the oath.

cause everywhere else you see them they are yelling on their phones, "gurl, then what he do", "gurl you know she aint got no sense" etc. Seeing someone speak softly is just not seen anymore.

that last story, someone needs to divorce and get a real man, jk

you mean internets, just for that no yumyums for all of you!!!!!