Hey. If it’s not about you, don’t make it about you. If you’re not that kind of white woman then boss up, don’t get in your feelings, and be an ally to people of colour. If you ARE that kind of white woman, you really gotta do better.

That is hilarious. I would love to hear what other bands/singers taste like!

That is scary! But I bet it was impossibly adorable until the moment you started worrying about being mauled!

OMG. That is terrifying. I had no idea. Similarly, apparently pigeon poop is bad news and has to be cleaned with mask and everything.

Have you ever seen baby racoons, though? They’re so cute!

Where is feminism? Why does Jezebel want children to be sold? Who is Jessamina? What?

That Paul Rudd movie does not look good.

What?

Okay?

It’s also the bizarre way she’s standing. A lot of “influencers” on instagram stand like that to create a thigh gap (and throw out their back).

You don’t half-squat all the time?

It’s cute that you think that rapists face meaningful consequences in any but the smallest number of cases. And by cute I mean delusional and absurd.

The contortions needed to fit absurd beauty standards like the “thigh gap” are ridiculous if one takes a second to consider them.

Well, thankfully I’m queer. But even when I dated men I had no problem with them having very close female friends including roommates, because friendship is important and I don’t believe that people of different genders are automatically going to fuck each other.

Thank you! If I get a bidet and pair it with my squatty potty, I will have the most luxurious poops in the world.

I’m truly baffled by the idea that you would give your tupperware to the server to box it up. Why on earth? They don’t even need to be involved, nor does anyone need to really be aware it’s happening, as you move your quarter burrito into your container, seal it, then put it in your bag.

There is! I just bought one but haven’t had a chance to use it yet. https://www.amazon.ca/gp/product/B00UMB9DXC/ref=oh_aui_detailpage_o01_s01?ie=UTF8&psc=1

It’s interesting that you call this old fashioned, because the idea of getting married for love is a pretty new one.

Your view of straight monogamy is a real drag, I gotta say.

Yeah, “he has two lovers” is in no way the same as “be honest about the depth of your friendship.” And I gotta think the lesbian friend would probably laugh at being called his “lover.”