Straight men being gross with lesbians is on straight men, nobody else.

It is so long and so boring except for around the 5 minute mark when he flips upside down and freaks out, and then when a bunch of life sized emojis are dancing in front of an unimpressed French audience and he’s being his cheesy, douchey self.

“926 man hours worth of delays.”

Really? Seems like a real opportunity missed to have the dancing twins emoji talk Judith Butler.

Oh it’s real. And it’s as deeply painful as you think it is.

Right. It makes a lot of sense as an internal metric. But as a way to show the impact of the delay for passengers, etc. it is useless. Did it cost 926 people one hour? One person 926 hours? 200 people 4.63 hours?

I don’t know, is there anything more entertaining than the long, slow pain that is his para-sailing into the Emoji Movie premiere at Cannes?

Overall, TMZ reports, Miller’s actions caused “926 man hours worth of delays.”

Holy shit. This is the best thing I’ve seen this year.

How would him have being reported and not convicted changed things? I understand your anger, but I have sat with too many survivors who are treated like shit and severely retraumatized by cops to expect them to put themselves through it for an almost impossibility of any sort of justice occurring.

I wouldn’t assume either of those things, but regardless, no I would not call that homosexual. Also, we have no idea about the genitals of the woman he slept with, and it really doesn’t matter.

Huh? As far as we know from the letter writer he is a cis male and his sexual history has no bearing on that. And, for that matter, sleeping with a trans woman does not count as homosexual experimentation.

No. Blood pH isn’t altered by diet. If it was, you’d have people dropping dead all over the place because the life-sustaining pH window is incredibly small.

This just in: Domineering creep acts like a domineering creep.

Losing control of your bladder makes me wonder if it was a seizure. I don’t know tonnes about them, but I know they don’t all look like what we’ve seen in the movies and that you can just feel super out of it without like convulsing or whatever.

I bought a whole bunch of those command hooks and have been putting them all over the place. Used them to corral cords, used them to hang my towel on the back of my bathroom door, used them to hang my hair brush and hand mirror, thus getting rid of the clutter on my little bathroom shelf. Command hooks for all!

Whaaaaat.

It’s totally good! Go get it!

I’m so sorry for your loss.

I bought a huge thing of feta because that is what they had at the store, so I’ve been eating Greek salad all week and I bought more veg to make it again tonight. It’s so simple but such a delight every time.