I loved it too! But I rented it to watch with my sister and she was actually upset with me about how uncomfortable it made her. To this day, I have not been allowed to pick movies because she feels I betrayed a sacred trust by making her sit through The Lobster. She also said it kept her up at night and wishes she…

I loved it too! But whenever I have told someone I love it, they back away a little bit.

Probably my favorite of his. It seems like it’s distinctly uncool today to like his style of poetry, but I’ve been a die-hard fan of his since he did a reading at my high school. His poems have these amazing flashes of imagery that just stick with you (like the last two lines of the above).

This actually makes me respect those jokes and the writers who wrote them more. That’s pretty subversive of MacFarlane to do that at the Oscars imo.

The really fucked up thing is...the piece of shit was right. He is invincible. TC didn’t kick his ass. He didn’t even say his name. Whoever the shithead is, he completely got away with it, and he probably gets away with it all the fucking time.

I have clearly made one of the classic blunders, just slightly less well-known than “Never get involved in a land war in Asia” and “Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line”: I have waded into a comment thread on Royal gossip without having accurate Royal gossip information.

emotional labor and gift-giving rituals that could use some loosening/reassessment especially in light of updated gender roles and the fact that most women/moms work.

Haha! Typical dude. I had to poke and prod my husband too, and I think it also took us a few months to do it. Some folks in older generations might judge, but I think the vast majority of people recognize that it takes time to write a bunch of thank you notes and it can’t be done immediately when you’re working.

But her mom put herself in that position, really. If she’s so concerned about her reputation she shouldn’t be trolling her new friends for gifts for a woman and baby they’ve never even met.

That’s just it...without pesticides and herbicides we couldn’t support the world’s population and there would be mass starvation. There is NO WAY to produce enough yield without pesticides/herbicides.

Even organic farming uses pesticides. I find it hard to believe that you can get equivalent yields without using any pesticides.

The title is wrong. The Marine Corps is getting their first-ever woman INFANTRY officer. They’ve had women officers for quite some time now.

You are entitled to your wrong opinion. Mr. Meseeks is awesome.

Bullshit.

No shame in that game! Babs can do whatever she pleases—this kind of request would have been made when she was younger as well. She knows her angles and she’s in control, as she should be. It’s not like it caused problems for anyone else.

Just popping in to say that was a surprisingly good cover. Go figure.

Looks like both boxers should’ve been using protection.

I just saw the kidney transplant story on BuzzFeed and my jaw dropped. Good on Selena for getting the care she needs - I didn’t even know lupus could get this bad - and that is a FRIEND, what an amazing gesture. Between her sharing her story and Lady Gaga coming out saying she has fibromyalgia it’s refreshing to see…

I’m confused. Did she mean “jk, I know it would take a lot more than this to get you put down your DraftKings app” or “jk, I know Jezebel readers don’t participate in such things”? I want to be offended about something today and I need to know which way to play this.