That's the same thing I'll say in a few weeks when I pick up my 2014 Baltimore Orioles World Series T-shirt at the thrift shop.

Adam Jones's feelings about the season are very similar to Macklemore's feelings about shopping for second hand clothes.

Day 6 of OBG wearing gray, pending approval. It's a fine color I suppose, but I'd become quite comfortable in a nice crisp black. It's slimming, and gives one the appearance of a little silhouetto of a man. Oh disapproving guardians of the comment section, will you let me go back to my former status?

Hahahahah that was brillitant, I actually coughed up laughing a bit haha

too soon.

You masturbated in the backseat of a taxicab? Jesus Christ, Barry.

9. "Don't forget to put a 26.2 sticker on your car so complete strangers will know you ran a fucking marathon once."

Was there an incident when marathon trolls yelled "ALMOST THERE" after the second mile?

A friend I trust sent this fat dog to me.

The NCAA is planning to investigate. Because where would a college football player get a dollar?

By far, the worst part of this story is that we can't tell Will to not quit his day job.

Not to be a music snob...but I will be. Originally (and still is) an amazing song by the band Cub.

"@nknapple yea man you got em, and I'll gladly go eat with you but you don't have to pat"

Probably with his web browsing history.

Who would have thought that a song with "Cheese Dong" in the lyrics would be so catchy?

He couldn't possibly have made it through the alphabet that fast.

Clearly, he's the husband of the lady who ended up in the Giants dugout in Pittsburgh.

Thank you for your brilliant analysis and wonderful contribution to the discussion.

With all this support it's no surprise Winston went and got shellfish

Not much man what's raw with you