That's what speed do.

Prince's Super Bowl halftime was really fucking good. Especially "Purple Rain" during the actual rain and the marching band covered in glow lights.

Nice job by McAfee to create a Security Shield between the ball and the Texans.

photo caption: many, many others taking benefit from Todd Gurley's likeness.

Or the sanctions they would receive after he high-tailed it out of there. I believe every single school he was a head coach of (NC State, Minnesota, Arkansas, ND and South Carolina) received some sort of NCAA sanctions for actions that occurred while he was head coach.

Traffic and weather on the 9" s

Unfortunate to see that their efforts to provide a useful traffic update for the people of Austin were in vein.

"Looks like we've got a hard head-on collision over on the 430 interchange, a lot of bump and grinding going on over there. Oh, and be careful over on the 20 at the Pine exit—those drivers refusing to get over due to lane closures are giving other drivers the shaft."

What the fuck kind of traffic update is "Too many!" ?

john darnell (sp) - song writer, author and inspiration for hold steady's craig finn

Note to self, never hire lawyer named Big Al.

I've never consumed a Flying Dog beer. If you have to come up with stupid names to get people to drink your beer, than it's most likely going to be shit. Glad I've passed on it

"My masculinity has been vaguely challenged on the Internet because somebody dislikes the name of a product I like! I must lash out in an anonymous fashion, on the Internet! That will surely display my security in my own masculinity!"

not offensive to YOU but if my wife doesn't feel comfortable asking some 22-year-old dipshit in a backward baseball cap for "One Pearl Necklace, please," does that make her uptight, or just someone who doesn't need this bullshit?

I love Waffle House.

Dater's gonna hate.

Dude looks like a broke Mackelmore

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Usually you find McDonald's in the cop's pocket.