I have a sushi story too. In grad school there was a dopy “I’ve traveled all over the world because my daddy paid for it and is paying for me to do this now too” shithead a year or two ahead of me, who liked to brag that he held the most sushi roles eaten in one sitting record for the department we were in. His record…

Somehow I would mess up brownies and they would not raise. They would be almost like a fudge and my stepfather would tease me about how bad they turned out. A few years later and I am visiting when he sheepishly asked “You know those brownies you always messed up... ...could you make some?” Turns out he ate enough of…

The Color Run is the Pumpkin Spice Latte of running events.

I know this is Deadspin but I just wanted to say if you ever met that guy you would have liked him. He was nice to everyone, just really depressed.

The Butt Action Trilogy is now complete.

Elliott Smith - Happiness

Good work bring up some Just-before November stuff from ESPN-loudmouth, Skip Bayless. :^)

Though yes, people did suck the D of the SEC West pretty hard. Ole Miss was obviously overhyped, MSST the same, and Auburn..just.. :( Major sadness.

Another Southern white male here (never in a frat and definitely not a hipster) and I enjoy wearing one (ranging from once a week to 2-3 times a week). As for worrying that you'll look like an asshole for wearing one, especially because of assholes wearing them....well, that goes against one of the very reasons we…

One minor, minor quibble. That piece yesterday from TNC wasn't "unusually" honest. That amount of self-reflection is par for the course for him.

To be fair, Freddie Freeman and BJ Upton called Shelby Miller and made fun of him for having a girl's name.

Man, can't we just have some fun?

Chocolate Charleston Chews frozen. Then smash it against a hard surface. My childhood.

If you stole the World Series MVP's truck, you might be the redneck manager of the Kansas City Royals.

I found something interesting. I found it interesting that you think I'm going to read through all that shit and do your job for you.

First, I agree with most of your points. It was an awful injury. I hate to see it. No one likes to have a win by an injury to the other team. Second, you are completely right, we were sitting here going - what the heck was that last play? Not sure that the guy that caught the pass realized how close he was to the…

I knew I liked you for a reason, Rob. Anyone who says Reese's aren't best is no friend of mine (fuck your peanut allergy).

[Nods head in empathy]

Halloween 2003 took place while I was in third grade,

"Otis, go out there and play like there are two grams of coke hidden in each base"

"Me too" — Carl Lewis.