The fans weren’t as smitten with newcomer Jack Jockstrap.

I'm sure I would have, and I wish that I had.

"Real original, guys!" - Adam Lane, Jr.

"They wait until now to make this ad?!" - Philip Seymour Hoffman

Are we sure it's dead?

Ladies and gentlemen, Mrs. Harvey Updyke.

I won't be content until Winston is taken off the field in handcuffs.

More like Pitfall, no?

Horns up, don't shoot.

"So we're good now, right?" - Roger Goodell

"So close, yet so far away." - Jim Kelly

I wonder how much Foster's is sold in Outback Steakhouses to people who imagine they're getting a "real" Australian experience?

"The joke's on you, Mike Hunt." - Mike Hawk

That's hilarious. They should make this into some sort movie about the inability of white men to adequately leap while playing basketball.

"A man after my own heart." - Bill Clinton

"Molly Shattuck allegedly performed oral sex on the boy, first outside the home while walking the dog..."

I have ten bucks that says Ned Yost has it parked in his own garage and is laughing hysterically.

I saw Zagnut in Rosemary Beach last summer at the Sugar Shak, but not in GA. Apparently there's still a market!

Charleston Chews are still accessible in Georgia, and so are Zero bars. We're also largely segregated, so that's the downside.

"Been there, done that." - Jerry Sandusky