This is just like soccer (if the Powerade bottle was a Gatorade bottle, and the Gatorade was actually urine).

Have a few grams of coke behind home plate and Nixon is safe standing up.

Much appreciated.

How many of these cans can you fit in your cargo shorts?

How many of these cans can you fit in your cargo shorts?

It was all fun and games until I spotted that child looking lost and confused.

"...completing passes to guys you've never heard of: Cooper Helfet, Kevin Norwood, Paul Richardson, and Luke Willson."

Trainer: Rob, we're just worried that your poor diet and excess weight is going to contribute to the deterioration of your bon...

These new hinged face masks are a terrible idea.

tOSU Marching Band: putting the horn in horny since October '07.

Do not fuck with old man anger.

I agree. Unfortunately "NFL good" is almost always the deciding factor.

If he'd included something about fireplaces or wine tasting, he might've made some traction.

I think a lot of us want Michael Sam to be really good at football. I want Michael Sam to be really good at football. But it might be that Michael Sam just isn't that good at football.

It's funny how many videos there are of him on YouTube in which he wanders off the stage. The band will jam for however long it takes, and then he wanders back to the microphone and rocks it.

Blame it on Robbie Robertson.

"Every Rose has its thorn." - Teammates

"The house is 300 feet away from Helen Keller Elementary School."

The only other people who drink that much Budweiser at one time are actual bums.

You can never go wrong with Mellow Mushroom.