As an Auburn fan (indicated by the avatar) I completely agree with this. Honestly.. yeah, Miss. State proved they at least belong somewhere up there with the win in Death Valley, but what the hell's Ole Miss done besides be pre-season ranked due to their talent?

I would wager that people who say "don't give a fig" probably really, really do not care about baseball.

Authorities knew it had to be plagiarism when the beat writer submitted an article written in full sentences.

OF COURSE HE'S NOT BLIND! Why else would he write, "Isn't she lovely?" if he didn't ALREADY KNOW SHE'S LOVELY??!!!!!????? Do you think the song is him actually asking?

Stevie is going to be so pissed when he sees this!

That's a good idea. The best book I've found for this sort of thing is Randy Mosher's "Tasting Beer." If I ever do a Drunkspin version, it will basically be that but with less science and more swearing.

He went on to tell the team not to sign Coach Strong's pledge and join him on a drive to Houston for Aerosmith tickets.

I like it. And then when she inevitably has the third one removed, she can start calling them "TLC".

"Oh, so no love for Crosby, Stills and Nash?"
-Jasmine Tridevil

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Actually it's rather easy to tell the difference. Ronde is the one smiling, while Tikki is the one off in the corner weeping hysterically over the fact that he completely fucked up his entire life over a young piece of ass.

I remember when Player's Ball dropped; I had just turned 16, riding around in a 1983 Oldsmobile Delta 88 Royale that I had busted my ass to save up enough money to buy. Driving back and forth to work after school and on weekends in Ocean City (I also grew up in MD) bumpin' that through some crappy stock speakers. I…

GoPro Man's weakness? Blood Sugar.

In an act of good faith, the Browns organization offered the family a team appointed baby sitter, free of charge, in the event the parents attend another Browns home game.

heck no. We love the Ol' Ball Coach around here. Sure he was way out of his depth and had no inclination to work very hard but so what? If someone came to me with lots of money, I'll take it too.

Everyone knows that "ironic" is something more along the lines of rain on your wedding day.

I understand that he had good intentions but this ultimately turned out to be a pretty Lam joke.

Can we stop for a minute and reflect on how absurd it is for a player to be wearing a patch to honor himself?

Thanks a lot, Kirk Cameron.