Only if a Maroon 5 song is playing in the background somehow.

The real crime here, in addition to Ray Rice coldly and calmly knocking out his fiancee, is that domestic violence has become such an ordinary occurrence in the NFL that the league and the teams and the fans just don't make as big a deal of it as they should.

You'd have to admit, before you saw the elevator tape you thought a 4-6 game suspension was appropriate.

You can pry my Bota box out of my cold passed out drunk hand.

Still they don't have a right to hate us for being us where we live. You can't go justifying vicious, murderous hate of somebody on the other side of the globe just to make a point about football jamokes.

And don't forget, these people are allowed to vote.

...Does Some Very Bad Defending

i do this all the time. he probably just hit the "jump" button instead of "tackle"

It's hard to believe he's still in college. Those are the motor skills and timing of someone who has been playing for years.

Okay you folks of the she started it persuasion, also the it's their business not our's school of thought, and jump on board ye of the group known as I met him and he's such a nice guy experience. Gather round all of you 27's and supporters of the same and answer silly old me one question. What was that going on after…

I think the real shame is that a full-grown man or woman would wear any jersey.

Meanwhile, the Italian counterfeiters in the United States continue running a similar scam where "The Olive Garden" serves people repackaged human excrement and calls it food.

why the hell is the organ rippin the whole time?

yeesh whats with the organist?

During pretrial, Nisbet's aviators tan gave him away has a sure flight risk.

Seriously? Come on.. please, please, please. I hear that statement, that positive message and I feel good. I kinda want to Get Up.. but we all gotta remember It's A Man's World. Once one woman leaves.. it's only a matter of time before Papas got a brand new bag. I mean he is a Sex Machine after all. But no…

TV crew made a nice camera transition to rapist Ben Roethlisberger before the commercial.

I have to be honest, the last person I would expect to give such an eloquent speech about domestic violence is a guy named James Brown.

CrossFit is the Scientology of the fitness world.

A crossfit crazy fbooker posted this today: