I'm no expert, but if I'm a betting man my money's on the NFL using the "seriously, who the fuck has a VCR anymore?" defense.

GOODELL: Hey, how bout that Redskins name controversy, I'd love to talk about that now. I say, let's change it! Who's with me??

AP sources are also reporting that the NFL has contracted Mercedes Benz to construct the largest, highest off the ground bus in history.

BREAKING: the NFL has hastily and retroactively promoted Cardinals linebacker John Abraham to executive.

Should read "Goodell is here promoting the Heads Up Your Ass Football Executive initiative"

Now you guys are just fucking with me.

This is the same front office that was responsible for the Atlanta Thrashers, right?

Breaking: The Hawks Front Office is Eating Themselves, Made Out of Hot Dog Sandwiches

This could be the dumbest thing I've read today.

The article mentions they don't have enough funding to answer them. I think the Ravens have an extra $4 million suddenly freed up that can help with that.

It's just too bad there isn't a person or organization with way too much money that could really use the good PR of donating a large sum of money to the hotline to help their financial woes..

They don't give a fuck what the under 40 crowd thinks. This is squarely aimed at the 40+ crowd that was into U2 at their peak (rattle/hum, Joshua Tree era). That age group has the money to buy Apple products and is probably consuming less music now. This free album get them to open up iTunes again and maybe start…

Here's what I hope, even if it's pretty meaningless symbolic gesture: I hope Deadspin goes dark during the Ravens-Steelers game this Thursday night. Don't even acknowledge that the NFL is happening. No GIFs, no accounts of the game, nothing. Just a total boycott.

My 4 year-old daughter was so excited about this product the first time she saw the commercial. It's a great concept, because she'll be able to spill her drink and her snacks at the same time rather than having to make two separate spills.

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NOOOOOOOOOO DON'T DO IT

It's not original though. They've done it to a lot of people.

Well played, and go Hose.

Because they are lousier than hell.

For my kids, "messy" is their middle name.