Good interview — Gotta hear both sides. But did anyone even ask War Machine what he thinks about this whole deal?

Too late for class action?

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What the fuck does seeing the video have anything to do with this? He was charged for knocking her out. He admitted that he knocked her out. Now months later a video gets released and guess what it showed?! Him knocking her out! I don't know of a pleasant way of knocking someone out so if someone could explain why…

Goodell:"Until I saw the video I had just assumed he knocked her out by casting a spell."

"Clearly, he has paid a price for the actions he has already taken."

Fucking sick of this. Here are the undisputed facts everyone knew before seeing the video. Ray Rice hit his fiancé, and that hit knocked her unconscious. Both were initially charged with a crime. When a grand jury viewed the video, it dropped the charges against her, and increased the charges against him.

Reasons The Ravens and the NFL Stopped Trying To Obtain Elevator Video, Ranked

Plaintiff did not want to see Defendant JERRY JONES receive oral sex from the female.

why would ray rice hire gavin rossdale as his lawyer?

Let's say you were an NFL football player with millions and millions of dollars... Why the fuck would you hire this guy to be your lawyer? That hair... the ill-fitting suit... the goatee... I'd rather hire Bob Loblaw or Barry Zuckerkorn.

He's looks like the old white guy version of Katt Williams

These apologies would seem more sincere if Pizza didn't already have a history of domestic violence, which has led to copycat crimes being committed by the Moon.

Have you seen the sleeveless 2nd Amendment ones?

Eye Opening Conversation of the Year took place in the gym this morning:

Victim #4 of how many? Let's take a broader survey

Ask that same victim about the Paterno statue that was being chanted for in the video.

Well, replace the word "kinda" with the word "repeatedly," and the word "dog" with "son."

Pictured: People who choose to celebrate the memory of a man who was more concerned with protecting his legacy than he was in protecting children who were being raped.