Baltimore has a serious Rays problem.

Common hasn't put out a decent album since Be. That record, to me at least, is the pinnacle of Kanye's soul beats and production.

And it's a grown-up who helps decide which teams will be in the college football playoff.

Definitely well into the 'How stupid would it be to screw this up now?' stage.

This one goes out to the habit that's fifteen days in the past.

My brother did the same thing a year or two ago, though his story ending is slightly different, maybe more traumatic. Same set up, he went over to our mom's house to mow the back 1/2 acre which hadn't been mowed in months and was knee high. He ran over a nest of 4 or 5 baby bunnies, most of them were torn to…

And me

Fisherman: Holy hell! That thing is huge!

He also tried to trademark "Johnny Depp" but it turns out that one was already owned by Tim Burton.

in which a singer named Aaron Tippin

True story: When I was a freshman at Western Kentucky, we hosted the Sun Belt basketball tournament. After we were eliminated too early, me and my friends went to games against the team that beat us. Anyway, the UALR athletic director (this guy), saw us interacting and getting along with the school's band over the…

Peterson went on to praise "those boys in 4chan" for their "commitment to hard work, defiance in the face of adversity, and firm understanding of the divine laws of gender dynamics," which, he added, "state irrefutably that low-cut and otherwise revealing garments on modern women grant me, the AD at a middling…