This is the epitome of "nothin' to see here," because there is truly nothing to see.

Give him another six months and maybe we'll get an Ice Bucket Challenge video.

Leave It To White People.

Ross, don't hold me to this, but having a wife to relate is only a matter of time with hot takes like this.

You have to respect how he scatters, smothers, and covers those pitches.

"Did somebody ask for 'Straight From The Heart'?" - Bryan Adams

Typically I'd make a joke about athletes foot or something, but both these guys play for Florida.

I think I'm getting Twin Peaks confused with Northern Exposure. Being 34 is the worst.

The Wikipedia page for Mulga, Alabama answers all the questions I had about Phyllis.

Hey, at least I didn't make fun of your McGwire jersey.

I think we all appreciate Garçon's pink gloves, but forcing people to lose their hair seems a little over the top.

Because, despite what these Cardinals fans will tell you, not everything is black and white.

Those Cardinals fans love dominant pitching, but will gladly settle for three Ks.

This video single-handedly makes up for Foster's and Vegemite.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah. But are those headphones Bose?" - Roger Goodell

I like to think that, had Deadspin been around, you guys would've had a lot of fun with Todd Philcox.

Like a button on a fur coat.

The reason I run is to burn calories. I burn calories so I can drink beer. Running in order to drink Miller Lite is a world I don't want to live in.

Agent: "Adrian, two quick questions: what do you want to name your foundation, and how long do you beat your kids?"

@RealJoeNamath: Hey, @suzykolber, got any plans for later on tonight? These Jets suuuuuck.