I got the powdered gatorade for emergencies. When my partner asked why, as the powdered version is slightly gross, I told him I didn’t want to feel like I was rewarding myself for getting hungover.

OP, what bars are you going to? I live in Seattle and do not have this problem.

I’d wager that no one who had ever had a bad experience with a man was let on that jury

It was on in the background of a bar I was at last week and it put everyone off their cups

I work at a creative company and the white elephant is always hilarious because people buy zany gag gifts that just about anyone there might enjoy. Last year I got a galaxy print sweatshirt with tacos and cats on it. This year I got a mug that says “i’m a ray of fucking sunshine.”

oh fuck fuck fuck fuck that

I used to work at an arthouse Seattle movie theater and pushed really hard to get Sofia cans when the liquor laws changed. No one said yes, but the Coppola reps reached out on their own and later on they got the Sofia cans and the FFC wines. Honestly, they’re perfect movie theatre tipples. 

Or, from what it sounds like, helping to clean up and/or entertain guests

god damn it, new jersey

wait, what in the what now

DeviantArt is set up as a creator space, with an incredibly creator-focused experience. Logging in there has always made me feel guilty for not creating.

It’s also taking away a platform for erotic illustrators, many of which I know I’ve patronized because of the service.

I did a stint in medical billing and told literally anyone that ever expressed anxiety about paying our bills about our charity care program, constantly deferred payment plans, rescheduled bills that were stuck in insurance hell to 2099, and would routinely write off anything under $5 because we were allowed to on a…

Oh man. I’ve been pescatarian since about age 12, so pork hasn’t been an issue for me, and was in part the reason I stopped eating meat. But I didn’t really realize how brilliant octopus were, at least until the last few years - not until after takoyaki became a favorite food.

There’s only one sandwich that I yearn for, that I daydream about. It was called a portobello burger, but the distinctions between “sandwich on brioche” and “burger” aren’t important here. It had the juiciest, most perfectly broiled mushroom on a bun with a perfect aioli and caramelized onions, and the biggest pile of…

I think it’s supposed to mean a bigshot career as opposed to having a job, having gifted children who do all the extra-curriculars, while also being beautiful. 

I want to join the robogoddess cult so badly though

Oh man, boy shorts look terrible on me, and they always seem like so much extra fabric in tight trousers.

Writing, like photography, is a thing that a lot of people think they’re very good at because it’s just, like, spitting out a sentence or pushing a button. All the best writers just got lucky and got to experience some cool shit, so they could write what they knew. All the best photographers just got to be there at…

Kim isn’t a fully realized person anymore. She’s a brand, and she’s sublimated her identity to the brand. There are lots of people who function like this - Kanye is certainly one of them.