I had the lyrics posted from this in my middleschool locker.

My spouse and I frequently joke about what we want done with our ashes. He wants his sent into space. I want mine distributed into pill capsules and given out to anyone that wants some.

180 difference between feeding a baby and changing a diaper. It’s the same as the rules for an adult - an adult can eat in the dining room, but has to shit in the bathroom. 

I’d LOVE to see a ramen recipe, especially a miso ramen recipe, that considers vegetarians! I love the stuff, and while I don’t like to be hugely fussy about how veggie a dish is when I’m in a restaurant if it doesn’t have obvious meat pieces in it, I don’t cook with meat at home. If you could include that in the…

I dated someone who was also adamant that she experienced reverse SAD! I wonder if it has to do with not getting enough sleep in the summer? Humans need a good balance. 

Peanut Butter M&Ms are just bad Reeses Pieces. I want pure peanut butter flavor, not bad chocolate and worse PB. 

Oh MAN. My MIL mailed us a box of various flavors of Turkish Delight and I basically ate all of it while my partner looked at me in confusion. The texture, flavors... all perfect.

NO DON’T YOU DARE. I was hoping for some more Peter Davidson nonsense to buoy us over this shit.

That’s why I phrased it as such! I got all excited by something that might produce more lubrication in such a way that would help me top, but without a dick this wasn’t much help. Alas! 

And if it’s about internal lubrication, femme tops without dicks aren’t going to get much out of it.

My partner decided Goodnight Mommy sounded like an interesting film from the blurb in the SIFF catalog that year. We went to see it at a 10PM screening. We did not make it through the entire film. A few minutes after the superglue came out, we ran out of the theater - I’ve never left a movie like that. It is the last…

Someone described this film to me over lunch some years ago. I’ve forgotten the details and I’m... relieved. 

I spent an evening wiki-diving the Saw franchise and realized I very much did not want to watch anything connected with the Saw franchise. 

Male and female are adjectives that describe people or animals. Men and women are automatically people.

Anytime someone uses “males” and “females” it feels like a dogwhistle for sexism to me. Women and men, sure. 

I’m lowkey convinced she is in on it and eating popcorn

the only real outcome of any intellectual circle-jerk is a semen stain on your wrist

Well, that’s because they don’t have emotions! They have 100% pure logic, and anyone that disagrees with them should cry harder, and they’re just stating the facts. 

Oh man, poly rules are super slippery. I saw a relationship totally disintegrate over rules like that - the dude was specifically prohibited from sexual contact without his GF present, but he continued a threesome encounter after she fell asleep. The rules they’d set up stated that the GF had to be there all the time…

Iirc, before the Temperance movement, it was prevailing Christian theory that women were the sexual, sinful ones and that men were the ones that had to keep them pure. Then the women in the temperance/prohibition movement flipped it on purpose, equating sexual purity with clean living and sobriety. That anti-booze,…