Weirdly Absolut has always felt more overpowering to me - in a body/drunk sense than a flavor sense - than similarly-shelved compatriots. 

My cat is a weird nerd who will drink the liquid out of a dish of tuna and avoid all of the actual fish. Your cat is not alone. 

In theory, they could ALL be unrelated by blood, if it went like this : Mom A and Dad A have child A, Mom A marries Dad B who has had a child with Mom B, Child A-A and B-B become part of Mom A’s family, and then Mom A remarries a third time to Dad C, who shares no blood with either child.

j e s u s what the fuck

I know this guy. I met him when I was young - middle-school, probably. We had an initial attraction - this is a guy who feels like both sides of a rare earth magnet at the same time - but I checked out over a weird gut instinct while watching him bluff seamlessly at a card game. I’m so fucking frustrated by this…

tbh the best country songs are about women killing their husbands and most of the best pop songs are... not

I read a quote about how the reason for her nearly aggressive energy is that one of the first pieces of fanmail she read as a tween was a graphic rape fantasy about her. Somehow her roles make more sense to me after that.

I got into using spray sunscreen this year - the neutrogena stuff that doesn’t have much of a smell but goes on fast. It got me through the summer. But this stuff sounds goshdarn amazing. 

I got into using spray sunscreen this year - the neutrogena stuff that doesn’t have much of a smell but goes on…

When I was in my early teens, I fell into the anime/FF fandom online, and it was still when kids were cautioned not to use their real names. One of the older women in the group started calling me Eddy, and it stuck - so thoroughly that, at 30, I’ve legally changed my name. I’m ginger, and identify as non-binary, and…

The episodes that really hooked me are the ones with bittersweet failure instead of comedic failure - the one on Venus with the toxic plant, the one where Jet has to grapple with his ex moving on, the ones on Callisto with Gren - those are the ones that drew me in. But I like to cry.

It’s VERY Western. It’s a noir. The best episodes have completely noir stylings, and also Godfather mob stylings - if I want to rewatch it at the very core, I go for 5, 12/13, and 25/26, which are the episodes that deal with the mob and make me break down and cry. 

When I was a teen, I thought Spike was so cool. Now, I’m 30, and this show honestly set precedents for all the media I love - I mean, my name here is off of the town on Callisto from CB - and I watched the whole thing and thought, god, you’re ready to die for al this? It was heartbreaking in a whole new way. The…

I’m 30. My name is legally now Eddy, because when I was a young person on the internet when everyone told you not to use your real name, I didn’t give people one to use for me, and my fondness for Cowboy Bebop led some wonderful older people to christen me with it. I hated my given name, as I’m nb and it was always…

I’ve been depressed and slacked on dental hygiene. Especially when I was out of work, when no one was going to see or breathe me in anyway. I also fell off medication this way, and pretty much let my whole life spiral out of control. So, that first guy? Heck, no judgement. Depression sucks.

I mean, being asked, “Hey, want to tarnish your food review career for $300 by admitting you literally couldn’t tell the difference between fresh and 3-day-old food on camera for a plastic wrap commercial” is not really what I’d call a polite and professional situation, but it’s also not worthy of massive outrage.

Some early releases of films at things like film festivals make you surrender your phone for copyright reasons, and in my experience doctors who are actually on call and urgently need phone access are allowed to keep theirs.

Creating media is so frustrating because you’re never allowed to explore “problematic” things without making it very clear that you’ve got the Correct Opinion about them. There’s a space between being an apologist for people who willingly participated in genocide and understanding that reality is complicated, but it…

I need to spend time with the Discovery mode! It looks amazing, and there are a lot of little things I’ve wanted to fact-check. I kept looking for representations of Hapi on the carvings, and never managed to locate him even in places I was pretty sure I’d seen him, but it didn’t strike me that the hieroglyphic wall…

Oh my god yes, ok, I’m tracking this down. Thank you. 

I had mostly dated this girl online - NJ and FL, and we’d met a few times in person and it never clicked. We had amazing phone calls and online chats and it was just... weird IRL. So we ended it, only to pick it back up in college, drop it again for good and we’re still friends.