I LOVE cooking. I hate meal planning and grocery shopping. These kits let me do the part I like without bothering with the part I don’t. We do more elaborate cooking on days off from our kit of choice (Sunbasket, which has more fish & vegetarian options than BA.)

That’s the thing all the guys that whine about women wanting too much don’t understand. If the minimum requirement is something they don’t have any interest in doing, they’re not worth it. 

I don’t know if it’s easy to find love if you’re actually looking for it. I’ve never been able to manage it - everyone I dated while I was actively dating was completely wrong for me in more ways than they were right. But a little while after knowing my partner (who didn’t match the “type” I was looking for at all) I…

Thank you for this great interview! I wanted to know more about this film and the mindset that created it, but am completely certain that I can’t watch it as I literally had to run out of the theater during the later part of Goodnight Mommy.

Semi Homemade With Sandra Lee

I love this incredibly generous profile of your friend that you’ve written as much to talk about how great he is as you have to defend ketchup. <3

the optimal run is now a set of increasingly arcane and inscrutable actions to manipulate the game into running the credits

And if the undiscerning carnivore can’t distinguish it from real meat, many vegetarians don’t want it, either! Not all vegetarians are pining away from the loss of meat. Some actually find it unappealing. 

IIRC this has always been a thing - advertisements pushed under hotel room doors touted several local restaurants, all of which came from the same kitchen and were probably not fully licensed. 

There was some relationship between Disney and AT&T that meant my dad got to bring us into some fancy office in the Epcot Dome and they gave me a Shirley Temple. I felt like the poshest eight-year-old in the universe.

Our local axe-throwing joint does not have a liquor license, and somehow I feel like that’s for the best

Oh geez. I have a story of basically the opposite - I meant to stay with a guy through his birthday because it seemed cruel to leave him right then, but accidentally I spilled that I found his scent/hormones really off-putting and had really only dated him because I was lonely, and then I found out his mom died the…

Guy cancelled a date to go to a sportsball game, and then asked if he could come over afterwards to fuck. Said no. 

chilaquiles

That’s just folks looking for an excuse to try anal play and you know, whatever it takes to let someone try something new

Thank you SO MUCH for that update! I knew some of the AC games had more than usual diversity and am glad Ubisoft is just Like That.

In my defense, we live across the street from an amazing craft cocktail and mediterranean snacks place with DJ and tarot nights. I don’t want to show weakness in front of people way cooler than I am. Or jeopardize the occasional brunch cocktail sample we get if we go early and it’s a bartender that likes us.

if I had to take this as a quiz of real or fake I would not pass

I was about to comment about my neighborhood’s Starbucks density, but ended up neck deep in a study of which city has the most Starbucks per capita.

I hate that you had me with the yogurt, intrigued me with the sweet corn, started to lose me at the garlic, confused me at the jalapenos and then made me physically ill at the idea of cojita chunks in ice cream