The bar by me used to have this amazing supplier for veggieburgers - these gorgeous big black bean beauties. They were frozen and cooked, sure, but they were way better than what you get at a store. My omnivorous partner and I would often split one and get bacon on the side for his half.

Oh man I cannot do the texture of eel. The sauce is a godsend, but I gave it a go in Japan and still couldn’t grok the texture. Uni is likewise a tough one.

i love this and i love you

Yeah, it’s not really explicitly incorrect, it’s just sort of... regressive! There were lots of other reasons to get a job - finding a partner was not one of them.

When I was having trouble finding work after college, my grandmother told me that I should get a job because I might meet a man there.

I’ve got a friend with a dog that has an anxiety issue. Weed dog treats made by companies that know what dosage actually works for them apparently really help the dog calm down a little and be more social and relaxed. He seemed happier, honestly, and it’s been a few years since we’ve had legal weed here in WA and the…

I’ve found I’ve been much happier with animated, illustrated or written porn lately. That stuff can still include lots of suspect content, but at the very least the number of actual human beings made to feel uncomfortable in the creation of it is smaller.

Yeah, it’s not great! I dated a dude for a while that was pretty sweet honestly but... I found him creepy on some levels and was slightly physically repulsed by some weird hormonal triggers like scent. He was technically pretty proficient in sex but it was creepy and unpleasant at the same time. I felt awesome about…

I’m so sorry you know this person and I hope you can exorcise him from your social circle ASAP

u r my hero

Where In Time might have been the game that got me into gaming???

WHERE IN TIME.

This is completely correct. The original film has almost no plot, and literally no character development. There’s a sequence where Lora goes from “breaking into Encom is a bad idea” to dangling her car keys and suggesting they go without any intermediary steps or even being convinced directly. Kevin is sad when RAM…

I wish my German Shepherd Corgi mix was good friends with our cat. To be fair, so does she.

I mean, my partner is gorgeous, so you might be right!

No, no, that’s... that’s literally totally fair. I actually find this charming when we go to a new place or have a new server, because it makes me feel like people perceive us as total equals (though my partner is often like “why don’t they think we are together”).

That’s fair and also correct.

We’re one lefty and one righty and like to lean against each other in booth seating.

I will say that it isn’t always easy to tell the difference between “this is too big” and “I’m not well-lubricated enough to accept it.” I didn’t read the size complaint as flattering in the slightest - I’ve had issues with oversized partners and it’s not... it’s not sexy. It’s not fun. Lube is helpful. Foreplay…

It’s so not an issue of size. It’s an issue of proper lubrication. I cannot as easily take the same dick wrapped as unwrapped (I have an IUD so I’m not concerned about pregnancy and my partner and I have been monogamous for years). The size of the dick hasn’t changed.