Okay, but why does this happen to me? My fiancee and I go to a handful of places all the time, frequently sit side by side, and certainly don’t look related. It’s almost always for dinner or brunch/lunch on the weekends. Servers are always asking us if we want separate checks at the end of the meal. Do we need to look…

Thank you

That’s really weird! I’m sorry. I wonder if a clinic would be any better than a lab?

University of Washington! We send you a kit, and you will need an ordering physician to sign off on the blood draw, and some kind of DX code. We can either bill insurance or take a direct payment. Iirc the test is $226.85.

I work for the billing arm of a lab that does a sizeable percentage of the country’s Western Blot tests, which is a test that can be run for all kinds of things but we use it as a euphemism for herpes tests since that’s the only thing anyone seems to use it for. People FLIP OUT about it, so we have to have a whole…

I can’t believe you didn’t leave a really honest review mentioning that you followed her policies and then she explicitly hit you up for a review. I would have.

My partner and I went to hang out with some new people we’d met at a game shop, and while we were stocking the beer we brought into their fridge we noticed they had Soylent. Like, a lot of Soylent. We left the beer and they’ve offered to give it back to us. I guess I’m not surprised that people that drink one of those…

I love diet coke - probably over regular, even. I have only tried the cherry and thought it was a fun time, and have eyed the others, though ginger isn’t a favorite of mine and the mango looks dicey. I was gonna give the orange a go, though!

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My partner pointed out the most beautiful flying insect - I was totally enraptured with the way it moved, like a caterpillar almost, orange and ethereal.

I would describe myself pretty much the way you have, and I’ve been watching my partner play this all week. It’s super shiny and the environments and monster design are amazing but it would bore me to tears because there’s almost no plot and it’s just a long string of boss fights.

My partner found it really unpleasant - he dislikes jump scares and even though he loves stuff like Hannibal and Penny Dreadful it was a very bad vibe for him. He was radiating discomfort and I had trouble enjoying it in theaters.

I HAD TO DO THAT PLAY

I had an amazing mocktail at a bar the other day - fresh muddled blackberries, sugar, lemon juice, soda. Big fresh blackberry garnish.

I’ve seen it specifically on the menu once or twice, which made me a little more hesitant in the future. The place in question was an English-style pub and specified right off the bat that the fries and the fish were all fried in tallow, which was helpful because it meant there was literally nothing I could eat on…

Precisely. You don’t style yourself as “uncle Terry” if you’re not making a joke about haha how funny it is that dudes are super creepy

Once my partner did the Kylo Ren voice for me and it worked instantly.

Between Sidon, the Amphibian Man and Jaal, it was kind of a good year for solid bods on fishy dudes. As an equal opportunity xeno fancier, it’s been a good one.

I spent most of Andromeda asking various Krogans to hug me. I never got a single Krogan hug. (Admittedly, our ps4 died before I finished and I can’t seem to get the data off.)

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww what a baby