She totally reverse psychology’d him so she could wear her red suit.

Dude, if I were the poor sister I would tell bride sister to absolutely take rich sister’s money. Then we could split the cash to go do something awesome just the two of us. And if we’re feeling bitchy we could plaster pics all over Facebook of our great time together. We could even tag mean sister like, “Without Mary…

Feels at times like Sandberg gets some unwarranted hate. She herself wasn’t a trust fund baby; she has a middle class background. I get that she is now one of the untouchable .0001% and thus may seem a bit out of touch with the “common woman” at times, but she didn’t start out that way.

It’s all projection. He nearly shit his pants when she chastised him.

I read this headline and thought, OMG, WHAT DID HE DOOOOO?

“But Coach,” I said. “There are only one set of footprints leading downfield.”

Counterpoint: No.

The $300 per couple meal plan is a jip.

co-teaching a brief class

If this was Jezebel, the title would’ve been “Entitled White Male Harasses Chinese Woman Online, Gets What He Deserves.”

Notice she didn't say she was finished with the theme. She said Harry was done. She is sneaky. Marauders prequel, anyone?!?!

Clearly you don't have any investments or live on earth.

Counterpoint: there are a wide variety of learning disabilities, some of which would bear on this matter, others of which would not.

Muhammad Ali’s death has no place in a dirt bag.

The greatest horse racing picture ever taken is Secretariat down the stretch at the Belmont, with the jockey looking back over his shoulder to see the second place horse in another zip code.

MARK! *HUGS*

Earlier this evening, I read an article about how it’s awful to work with people my age, because we’re… something. It was unclear

BUT THE QUESTIONS WERE HARD!!!! /s

I was like, “Please, please please, be a well-intentioned but ill-advised attempt to teach a valuable lesson about internet safety and privacy . . . Oh Lord, have mercy.”

Brooklyn was the best movie of the year. That is all.