I remember telling a classmate in Primary school that the (decorative) metal rings on the front of my very 70's jacket were used to pull me up Mount Everest. I’m not sure how I expected her to believe that, but I can only put it down to being a wildly imaginative 8 year old

Lol. This site loves to shit on The Atlantic, which is funny because The Atlantic is actually a widely respected news publication with well researched, well written, compelling articles. Whereas 95% of Jezebel articles are poorly researched word vomit that hasn’t even been fact checked or edited. I actually used to…

Doesn't he own the chateau?

I have no issue believing that he doesn’t know how wet an aroused pussy can get. What I don’t understand is the Bad Word metric. Why are ‘whore’ and ‘ass’ okay, but ‘pussy’ isn’t? Who’s making these rules? Is it just people who are afraid of female genitalia? You afraid of the pussy, Ben?

She was diagnosed with COVID in March and passed away in July so that timeline does not add up at all.

Miller’s family hates him so much I wouldn’t be surprised if they mailed him grandma’s corpse holding a sign reading You did this

This post was exactly tailored to my interests and I APPRECIATE IT. I still haven’t watched Jessica Jones, although I’m dying to, because I just can’t stand to see him play a truly malevolent character.

I’m a Deadspin castoff and have nowhere else to go. Thanks for the photos. Boo men!

Why is a man’s shitty behavior being blamed on women? What did I miss here? I mean, I can see a tangential relation to the women who enable that kind of behavior from the men in their life, but I really feel like I missed a beat somewhere.

I also would like to weigh in on this new post to simply say, FUCK JIM SPANFELLER AND FUCK PAUL MAIDMENT.

Are comments being blocked here as well as Gizmodo? Because fuck Jim Spanfeller and fuck all the corporate toadies that are running good things into the ground out of an obsessive need to prove their dicks are bigger than everyone else.

This is more an indictment about the inefficiency of the American health care system than the ignorance of the child’s parents for failing to vaccinate.

FWIW the EB-1 “Alien of Extraordinary Ability” visa is handed out like candy for foreign musicians and actors. (I know a dude who works for an immigration law firm doing pretty much nothing but writing EB-1 applications.) Calling it the “Einstein visa” is patently ridiculous; a modestly successful Slovenian model…

I’m going to get heat for this, but I was never really on board with the take back the night controversy. I just looked back up the year again - 2013. I’ve been on Gawker and Jezebel since at least 2009 if I had to guess. I’m sure it was talked about on Jezebel, but I don’t read every single entry, especially if it…

Tip from an adult: stay in a hotel when visiting family. It helps anxiety to be able to remove yourself from family and recharge on your own.

The mark of adulthood isn’t being married or having kids or having a 401(k), it’s accepting (even embracing!) that not everything is supposed to be tailored to you in particular.

I’m super emotional most of the time and this trailer didn’t help. I can’t make it through the scene in Mamma Mia! where Meryl helps her daughter get ready for her wedding without bawling, and thinking about her being gone for whatever reason... Yeah anyway, I will watch this and I will not care if it sucks.

Bed bugs are fucking horrific, but I have to admit to being a little relieved after reading this article. I thought it was about how there are now FLYING BED BUGS, which would probably lead me to get one of those bubble boy things the kid from Seinfeld was in. Either way I’m going to be itchy for the rest of the day.

I mean you turn an article about how Andy Murray is trying to do some good into how Andy Murray isn’t doing good enough with a single unnecessary paragraph.

Yeah, that paragraph is kinda shitty. Don’t let perfect be the enemy of good, ya know? The guy is pushing the conversation. And in a good way, he doesn’t politely let the reporter finish his question, he immediately corrects him. And why would he suddenly stop talking about it now? Just seems like a negative for the…