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Jez,

Admit it, Jez. You were wrong.

Well done. Truly a great victory for feminism.

Jezebel has gotten mean and petty lately, and so have a lot of Jezebel commenters who fancy themselves above the the fray. The thread on how much better some commenters' writing is than the writer's of Jez, was just so...misguided and petty.

is it just me or is that extra mean? what have the olsens even done lately?

a pile of old rugs that smokes and occasionally shouts out catchphrases

God I would be pissed if I was Amy Adams. Terrible angle, caught is a weird position and facial expression.

These pictures are horrible. I know they're trying to be artsy, but it looks like someone doesn't know how to work a flash.

I call shenanigans. This is how James Franco looks all the time.

A terrible dark day: My then 13-year old son said "HEY MOM. Can you give me and the guys a ride to the dance?" and I proceeded to shove five 13 year old boys going to try to impress 13 year old girls at a dance into an Impala. It was bad. My car was leaving a cloud of axe like the Mystery Machine. You could still get

I just posted this! (I hope people don't mind the repost) I found it because it comes on after the Soup on occasion on E!. It really is the best, but it's a bit scary how much of a parody it seems, only to see that it's not really far from the real deal. I saw that the upcoming Bachelor may have a pregnant woman on

Everyone, run don't walk to your couch, crack open a family size bag of Flamin Hot Cheetos and your boxed pinot grigio that you pour directly into your mouth from the spout, and watch the joy that is Burning Love.

All three seasons of Burning Love are on Hulu, rendering the Bachelor/ette wholly redundant.

I once bought a maternity shirt from Target. Then I cut out the tag so no one could see the "Liz Lange Maternity" tag. BTW, I'VE NEVER BEEN PREGNANT.

Wow. That was pretty classy.

I didn't know that it was our personal obligation to criticize how a person chooses to disperse their own money. Good to know. I can't stand reading those kinds of comments. "He could have done this" or "He should have done that." Who are you and what do you do? You don't know what he has given away in the past or

Welp, that's about as cynical as it gets.

You're awfully nitpicky to not be so nitpicky. How dare he give charity in a way that you deem inefficient!

Its better than nothing, which I would estimate 98% of us (including me) did today.

"thinspiration"