I find that with most processed foods, if you stop eating them and then try to start again, they taste super different. Like with pop, I stopped and then later on when I took a sip again, it tasted all chemically and weird. Same thing with fast food - you stop eating it and after a while a hamburger seems super…

I have mixed feelings about this. On the one hand, of course nobody wants to promote pedophilia or to have these dolls be practice for the real thing. On the other hand, can you imagine what it must be like to be someone with unwanted sexual attraction to children? If you try to seek help for your problem so that you…

OMG that woman laughing! She has the most PERFECT laugh for this situation!!!

Marshall is exactly right. And this is coming from a die hard Cheesehead.

That was exactly what I thought, before I clicked the link (and despite really liking most of her music). But it was totally unexpectedly endearing - let that be a lesson to me, I suppose.

I really enjoyed Lorde's B-day reflections. Has to be insane, at that age, to have so much change over the past year. Kuddo's to her.

That'll be enough from you, Joan Rivers.

Absolutely agreed. There should be a "10 worst in the world" and a "10 worst North American airports for those who fly once or twice a year and get their panties soiled easily". That would be equitable.

The 'healthy' angle is only one of the reasons that people choose to eat organic (and feed it to their kids and pets). Articles like this completely overlook the fact that lots of people 'go organic' in order to reduce their toxic footprint on the planet.

Sigh. The perspective in this article is disappointingly limited and out of date. Eating organic (by humans or animals) isn't just about health outcomes. It's also about the environment. I totally agree that people are ga-ga for their pets and humanize them in ridiculous ways, but a little more research and…

"has apparently accomplished much since that seminal role" - this is so bitchy and unnecessary. The guy is gainfully employed and not strung out on drugs or being covered by TMZ for douchey behavior. Are all people who make a living in the fitness industry acceptable subjects for derision or just former actors?

I'm confused. Are we making fun of him for seeking a job in another field after his acting career didn't work out? Giving him free advertising?

...I don't quite understand this article. Are you making fun of this guy because he didn't make it as an actor (which is incredibly difficult) and how has a job as a spin instructor?

Um, let me be the first to issue a male response to this: We are totally fine with you clipping your toenails whenever wherever if it means that you don't view that view clipping your toenails on the same level of private matter to be shared/not shared with your partner as your STD HISTORY. Jesus Christ.

Can we always get at least one piece of historical gossip each Dirt Bag? Thanks.

Yes! I've only seen photos of the show and a trailer or two but I was so surprised to see Queen Susan of Narnia was on this show. I would have thought she'd go onto bigger and better things. Doesn't really seem like any of the Narnian royals have gotten up to much after the movies though. Which is slightly…

I want to give this girl a hug, a councilor, a doctor, and clearly a better home life. No well-cared-for teen goes around carrying her dead fetus in a bag. That's some awful trauma. So very, very sad. I hope she's in good hands right now.

Makes you wonder if shoplifting was her effort to seek help for whatever else was going on in her life. Maybe sticking her fetus in a bag and making sure someone saw it by using the bag to shoplift was easier than calling someone and saying "this just happened and I have no idea what to do."

If they sized that to fit my boobs, it would be $50 million.