:::uses sparkle gel pen to add more hearts around his name:::

:::crosses Mario Lopez off ‘childhood crushes I still have’ list:::

At the Beverly Center? He was drinking at the MALL?? That is the saddest part of this story yet. I’m only half joking - drinking at the mall on Mother’s Day seems so desperate.

I always disagreed with this and would tell people, “I’m different! Exercise helps me lose weight!” and then I finally realized that exercise improved my mental well-being such that I wasn’t self-medicating with junk food and carbs... and lo and behold, weight loss! So now my feeling on it is that exercise helps the…

I enjoyed Vogue’s slideshow of Kevin Systrom’s wedding way more than him learning how to smize. (Only Tyra should be teaching anyone how to smize.)

It reminds me of the line from Seinfeld about “limited editions”: “Yes, it’s a limited edition - limited to as many as we can sell.”

Yes! I came down here to say exactly that - I LOVE watching college gymnasts because they are such powerful women. I don’t mean to diminish Olympic gymnasts in any way, but the muscle and strength the college girls have is absolutely amazing.

I read the entire article hoping for a truly crazy quote from the guy, like “The bedbugs are my friends! I am happy I can give them nourishment! Every night I say, ‘Good night, sleep tight, don’t let the exterminator bite!’”

Just a reminder that Gossip Girl was a book series before it was a TV show, and it was my favorite teen series second only to the Making Out series, which was possibly the greatest/trashiest book series ever written. That’s really what I wanted to say: where my “Making Out” peeps at??

I have watched (part of) the video so no one else has to!

Ehh I was all ready to agree with that, until I watched the clip. He was obviously much better than her and much more compelling. I think it was more that she wasn’t a strong enough performer to hold their attention against the baby and husband.

I’m also a little sad that “Defamer, Morning After, and Valleywag will be permanently shuttered, clearing the path for Jezebel to become the primary voice for celebrity and pop culture coverage in the network.” Unfortunate that the “chick blog” is the one that gets celebrity / pop culture dumped on it... if Gawker…

I think this is cute! Except, it would be really disconcerting to become friends with someone, not know their freckles are fake, and have the freckles be slightly different every time you see them. I don’t know if you’d actually notice, “Hey, those freckles moved,” or if your brain would just note something eerily…

I require my boyfriend to wear a GoPro at all times. It is wired to take a picture whenever he sees something that makes his heart rate increase.

Her demands that parents not have any “group meetings” has a delightfully Umbridge-esque quality to it. If she determines that anyone has attended a “group parent meeting”, then their child is expelled? So... no socializing with anyone from school? Or, you can have that BBQ but must awkward refrain from discussing…

Setting aside the porn/feminism aspect, there is a reason to get nostalgic for Playboy: it and publications like it helped the United States move away from the Comstock Laws, which severely and unfairly restricted the distribution of any materials deemed to be obscene - an important victory for freedom of the press.…

I read it a couple times and was like, “Surely... this isn’t real... but it seems like something a crazy uncle would say at Thanksgiving... so... maybe??”

Are you being sarcastic? Sorry if you are, but in case you’re not... back alley abortions were / are very dangerous because those performing them don’t have access to the medications and equipment that make medically supervised abortions very, very safe. Many diseases and procedures that could be considered life…

I read about this a while back and looked it up; here is a wikipedia entry about this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bona_fide…

My understanding is that there is actually a loophole like this... essentially, you can hire based on sex if that’s a core function of the job. A strip club targeting straight men? Stripper being female is core to the job. But a taxi driver’s core function is to drive you from point A to B, so sex of the driver would…