"Why are people so into Yuengling?"

Jack obviously doesnt understand how LTIR works, and the fact that they arent done moving assets. They are far from"fucked" but dont let the facts confuse Simple Jack.

Mention this, but not a peep about the draft. Come on guys.

Quick, bottle this so I can re-inject it tomorrow!

Well isn't that Precious.

Eh, never heard of this. Are they famous, is this something to be upset about?

...And they both ripped off Terminator.

THOSE FILTHY CASUALS!!

Don't blame KXAN. No question who was behind it.

"Cool if we come back for Game 8 though?"

The Old People And Kinda Old People Street-Brawlin' Intermission is hilarious. Are these people drunk or just extremely uncoordinated? The fight has almost no real action and, yet, it is completely enthralling.

#letsgohome

Gotta love us Philly sports fans. We'll even heckle golfers

Thousands of years ago, in the time when the Orlando Magic were relevant...

Goodell, you poor, ignorant fool. You think you can just waltz into Congress with 31 of the richest men in America and push around our most honorable, scrupulous, respected men and women who have taken an oath to serve —

Baseball fights could be so amazing and yet no bats, no spikes, not even the bullpen acting as an archery unit. Fuck this shit.

Am I the only one who finds this totally fucking awesome? Because it is. Because fuck you, it is.

My only regret is that I have... Boneitis.

That's why there is a lot of bad code around. Everyone reading a tutorial thinks he's a coder. In fact they are script kiddies, at best.

In one motion, knocking that child out, the Mariners lost 30% of their attendance.