If I played Dead Space in there, I think I would shit myself.

Unabashedly complaining about a Heat loss and justifying their play in a loss by blaming referees and other factors? Does it smell like ESPN in here?

Do you guys just really love the Heat this much? Is this the 5th fucking article about this game?

Please don't put up with it. Please leave and make room for someone who will gladly put up with it. I hate people with dream jobs that aren't grateful. There are plenty of others just barely getting by, hoping for a shot at a job like that. Please, please quit.

Hats off to the guy in the white t shirt and burgundy cap who stayed standing the whole time despite literally everyone else in his section diving under their chairs...a true American standing tall in the face of danger

Everyone in baseball are such a bunch of humorless babies—and that goes double for the hicks commenting here at deadspin. Hard to give a fuck about a mid-may game between the royals and (nearly last place) angels, and really what harm was done? Have a laugh, and then give him/her a bus pass and a little chat and send…

If cursing out Tortorella is a crime, then tell me where to wire the guy's bail money.

That linesman is just saying what everyone is thinking. I don't use the term hero often...so I won't here.

Of course she was fired. She said sex about 20 time in a row. Totally unprofessional.

Booty.

The photo makes James Dolan look like the creepy plastic King in the Burger King commercials.

Reminds me of an amazing totally no toilet paper necessary bathroom break I had not long ago...IT WAS A CLEAN SHIT!IT WAS A CLEAN SHIT!IT WAS A CLEAN SHIT! IT WAS A CLEAN SHIT! IT WAS A CLEAN SHIT! IT WAS A CLEAN SHIT! IT WAS A CLEAN SHIT! IT WAS A CLEAN SHIT!IT WAS A CLEAN SHIT!IT WAS A CLEAN SHIT! IT WAS A CLEAN…

He'll be fine, he probably just has to do the worm once or twice and it'll pop back into place.

Because those vegetables would be infected with salmonella and the cheap Mexican eliptical machines would fly into a thousand pieces in the air, amirite?

"On second thought, maybe I will kill that Ram instead."

I'm not really sure where i'd place him, but Dick Vitale definitely belongs on that list. I'm so tired of hearing him at this point and on top of that, his voice only gets worse ever year.

This proves what I've said all along: it's mathematically impossible to win when you're Grambling.