I actually think a slower pace may be good at getting people like myself, who used to play the series but haven’t for years, back into it.

It seems I’m one of the only people who still likes this show now, because apparently the idea that a show whose only long-running theme that rulership by birth is destructive at best and when led by ill rulers is horrifying in totality, ending with yet another ill-ruler with a longstanding history of…

Game developers getting 18% more of your money is a huge benefit to the customer: The game developer can invest more in the games you love, and has less incentive to depend on trashy DLC models.

So what my wife is gonna have to hold it up while I throw up on her playing BOTW in 20fps and 720p? Alright if I have to. 

And what practice is that, exactly?

Is it any competition to the beloved Steam or is it buying exclusives to make their platform stand out? If it’s the former, tough shit, get over it. If it’s the latter, uh...yeah, tough shit, get over it. They’re building their business and their brand, you don’t have to like it, but…

I am so completely done with this absolutely fucking moronic, misguided horseshit crusade against Epic.

Look, I get it, the Epic store has a long way to go, but it’s been around for FOUR GODDAMN MONTHS! Valve has had 12 YEARS to develop and build up Steam to where it is now. Yes there are things the Epic store should…

Listen, I was 9 when the Tim Burton Batman came out too, but I try not to let it back me into bonkers takes like “Jack Nicolson was a better Joker than Heath Ledger.”

I also think this is a good thing. Melee was a fun game from years ago that we now see is severely broken. The players were all unbalanced and lighter players like Pichu and Kirby didn’t stand a chance they were so weak, they got little to no action because of it. Ultimate is pretty much the pinnacle of Smash Bros,…

On one hand, I’m always in favor of players maximizing their earning potential given how short professional sports careers are compared to a lifetime. On the other, the brazenness of Klutch is a double-edged sword and, while it may work to give its stars more power, it may also act to distance fans from their teams.…

Kids today and their dang vidyagames!  With their marios and their dankey kangs!  Back in MY DAY....

Well soap still works at least! In case you were unaware traditional soap does not actually kill germs. It basically makes your skin slippery so the germs slide off and go down the drain.

Shut up you stupid moose jockey. We have a single state with more people than your entire syrup loving country. Financial change is just a smidge slower to take hold across a country of 350 million people. Go sit quietly in a Tim Horton’s before we invade you over tar sands.

Draymond: And I’ll form the leg!
Everyone: NOOO!

[T]he Warriors went on a monstrous run between the second and third quarters[.]

That’s like saying that shooting every bear has the chance of saving at least 1 life that could be lost.

I’m all for reporting a driver that’s noticeably impaired but stopping every single car that goes down a street on the off chance of catching the odd guy that’s 0.09 is bullshit.

Definition of bigot: a person who is obstinately or intolerantly devoted to his or her own opinions and prejudices especially : one who regards or treats the members of a group (such as a racial or ethnic group) with hatred and intolerance.

You cannot revive fried potatoes in a microwave, like you cannot revive cold coffee in a microwave. This is akin to a shambling zombie as compared to a species that gave us Christina Applegate and the guy who invented the Rubik’s Cube.

Finally, a way to play my favorite Switch games on the go!

Some things to avoid on steam:

Games that think “memes” are a feature.
Games that claim to be simulators of things that shouldn’t have simulators.
Games that look like a random selection of pre-bought assets.
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