Does she also notice when you’re doing this and tell you “I see you putting your foot down there like you need to brake. FUCKING CHILL.”

I think you’re right when it comes to “arm stopping” kind of stuff, but reminding people that they can bite and break fingers and eye gauge isn’t so farfetched. Also, some might at least remember to keep their hands in front of their face.

Thank you. This is more what I expected to be the case, but the main post was mostly a waste of time.

The first time my wife and I took one of those “sport-brellas” to the beach, a moderate gust of wind blew it inside out and destroyed it. Don’t buy that thing.

The first time my wife and I took one of those “sport-brellas” to the beach, a moderate gust of wind blew it inside…

Or you could join the modern world and use Waze to avoid getting stuck shelling out $200 for a going 70 in a 55 and not putting anyone in danger because the courts need to reach their quotas.

Or you could join the modern world and use Waze to avoid getting stuck shelling out $200 for a going 70 in a 55 and…

It’s factually inaccurate that potatoes aren’t healthy, as you say.

It’s because these people believe that all discussions should be treated like verbal bar fights. On the internet, the goal is to always make people with opposing viewpoints sound as dumb as possible so you can strut away like Ric Flair while no one’s opinion changes.

I wish I had the free time required to “get good” at an FPS again. My buddy has been reported for cheating a few times in Left 4 Dead when he’s just a good player. I know it happens.

I think I remember some kind of legislation a while back for the privatization of wine and liquor and the Wine and Spirits (union?) fighting it like crazy. There was some kind of commercial whose message was basically “think about what changing these laws would mean for your CHILDREN!” It was comical. The draconian…

The Capitals are plagued with the playoff fraud label because they deserve it. I’m sure his optimism was refreshing for their fans, but it’s misguided. Their “title window” has been open for quite some time, and showing a little dignity doesn’t change who they really are when they once again prove that they don’t know…

You call my post “tiring and bland,” use the word “gawd,” and present no counter argument. That is some valuable input and I thank you for it.

Well the guy with the baby was street racing and running from the cops wasn’t he? This BMW guy was probably just being a little careless.

I also got married at 23. High five!

Those two fart suckers deserve each other.

I agree with all of this wholeheartedly. The two party system is completely broken in terms of it actually benefiting the people, but it’s genius in doing what it was designed to do – keep us squabbling and shouting at each other as a way of distraction. People love to choose teams, and it’s funny how closed minded…

The Zombies mode is the only reason I still buy the games.

Are you saying that a massive percentage of this country, the people who label themselves Republicans, are all as grotesque and unlikable as Ted Cruz? You can’t possibly be saying that and believing it. Gawker is the undisputed mothership of liberal snark, but this statement is just too much – even for this platform.

Hockey is a sport that’s so often mocked and trashed and I don’t understand why. This guy is an example of how much hockey fans in general love to see new fans discover the game they’re so passionate about.

The article did do a poor job of actually demonstrating what got him banned. In that video, it looks like a montage of donations people made to him so they could spew garbage via the voice-to-text system you can set up with your donations. People can donate $3 or more and write a message with their donation and it…

In sports, teams in the same division play each other many times during a typical season. They often develop rivalries, and fan bases grow to dislike each other. This is very common in other sports as well. I was asking you what team you supported. I think that’s as clear as I can make it for you.