Rock first and country last. SO EDGY.

I dislike Lena Dunham as much as the next person, but can we please have the courtesy to believe her story and sympathize?

And why would you get half for only a dollar less? Regular size is far more economical.

"Jon Stewart asks the NFL to Homecoming, then cancels at the last minute because his "grandma is sick", so the NFL has to go with the boy who smells like cat pee, then when the NFL gets to the dance, Jon Stewart is there with the girl who used to pick on the NFL back in junior high!"

So he's remaining aloof-a?

everyone head to youtube and watch beatles do paperback writer at the Budokan. they were fucking terrible. both swift and beyonce put on good vocal performances except one is a soul-singing woman and the other is a pop-singing waif.

The contrast between the two singers shows us how much difference high-end gear can make. In this case, the Beyta 87 is obviously better than the SMDH-58.

To be fair, Burnley is going to let in a "goal of the year" contender in every week.

It's in lesbian fanfic, too, Mark. There's this whole bizarre genre this girl just learned about called g!p or girl!peen where the whole concept of Freudian penis envy is explored in graphic scenes depicted between Glee and, I don't know, Pretty Little Liars characters. Whatever shows girls like. I'm old and not up…

Back in the day (OK 1998) I wrote a Mary Sue fanfic (back before I knew what those were) that was set in 1880s Paris in which the Duo Savage Garden were vampires, I was dating the lead singer Darren Hayes, Billy Corgan was one of my closest friends and my closest actual friend at the time was a character who was being…

It's Knot Me, It's You

He's Just Knot That Into You

Mark. Mark. Mark. Hey, Mark.

No one who writes Knotting fan fic gets an extra hour in the ball pit. No one.

Title for a fic in any fandom: Knotting Hill

I say this with all due respect because I truly think you're fabulous and I love you: You need to go eat 14 hours worth of mozzarella sticks a day with no wifi for your permanent assignment with Jezebel. It's got to be safer than what you Google. It's got to be. I can only imagine the case the NSA is building against…

I can't be the only one who's really not okay with fan fiction that's written about real people, right? Book characters, that's one thing. But writing stories-especially of a sexual nature- about real people, without their consent, crosses about 86 different lines.

I hope you can expense this. And I hope you screen capture your interactions with the person who approves your expenses.

Ba caught me slippin'.