I’ve had a strong vendetta against Taylor Swift since about 2010, when she was still peddling her crappy pop music on country stations and I thought it was unfair she was picking up awards in the country categories for shit like “I Knew You Were Trouble.” I wrote a column about it for my college newspaper and was…

This album has me in my FEELINGS today. Between Kacey, Ashley, the Pistol Annies, and Cassadee Pope, it’s gonna be a goooood year for girls in country.

QUEEN OF THE GAYS

I learned so much from these episodes tbh

Cech is the man. Too bad he’ll never lift a major trophy again at Arsenal.

Black Twitter is a delight, and is highly educational.

Newsource is the system for daily use—I don’t think they keep things longer than a few days.

But isn’t it MOTHER Earth?

Did the moon have any advice for the lesbians? Popular lore among us says the moon is gay.

Man, I’m so thankful we are getting to see this season wrapped up, at least. And now, they can give us a beautiful, bittersweet, hopefully positive ending for the 8/8 cluster!!!

I humbly offer the candidate Britney J. Spears, born Dec. 2,1981 in McComb, Mississippi, who clearly saw the 2008 economic crisis with her third eye, leading to her mental break in 2007. She is now a curator of perfect mom memes and inspirational phrases. Britney forever.

Underrated member of the cast—the “Porn Stars” skits, Miley impersonations, and child actor bits were some of my favorites.

Vanessa Bayer

Donald Trump WHO? This is the most #iconic thing anyone could ever do in the year of our lord 2017.

Happy new year, fam. I’m working until at least midnight, so get crazy for me. But be safe. But also be crazy.

I’ll honestly FLIP if she goes.

This is awesome. Reminds me of when I was an unpaid college intern, and my “press pass” only occasionally got me somewhere for free. I didn’t get to go in press boxes or even get a good seat.

I’m sorry you had to listen to this garbage to make a living. Timberlake owes you big time.

In a pinch, I have used lotion as Chapstick and Chapstick as lotion. Sometimes you’re just too dry to discriminate.

I don’t pay extra attention to the ol’ legs, but I do scrub them in the shower.