I had to put my 6 year old cat down yesterday. I’ve been sobbing nonstop because all I ant is his little paw to swing down from the top of my couch to touch my shouoder or the top of my head, or to pick him up and lay him against my shoulder to listen to him purr. Beau. Died of kidney failure after fighting diabetes an…

Ashley Monroe dropped her best album to date today, if you are looking for music that doesn’t suck. And isn’t by Janelle Monea:

I’m not sure which logo you’re referring to. The new one is pretty inoffensive, and the old logo is the greatest logo in sports world history.

I marvel at what kind of fucked-up world we live in where this man, this fucking cartoonish bad guy who would be hammy and over the top as antagonist in one of those crappy Disney direct-to-video live-action heaps of dreck, is like the 4th or 5th worst person in this fat old white man version of a professional…

Michael Che’s “I liked it” response was the cherry on top.

Cicely Strong did, what, three different accents? She’s good at those things.

I’d say the nursing home sketch was my favorite of the night, if only because I can never fucking get enough of Kate’s cold, manic stares into the camera. And “Kellywise” basically wrote itself. Is there nothing she can’t do?

I like when they do the old school monologues where the host just basically does stand up material. They let Louis CK and Aziz do that, and it’s always the best. I was really afraid they might make Kumail sing!

That Niger joke was the best joke SNL has told in seasons. Shocking and perfectly crafted.

Who knew that by today’s standards Popeye would be considered a poet.

That’s a shame. So, anyway, has anybody tried the new Steak, Egg and Tomatillo Wrap at Starbucks? Is it good for breakfast?

The TL;DR is Taylor Swift makes me side with Kanye West and that makes her trash.

I just wonder what she thought was gonna happen when she released this still.

I’m old so the twitter confuses me, but I clearly need to start paying attention to black twitter. Those burns are quality.

I’ll do it.

I came here expecting details about an upcoming invasion of benevolent moon people coming to conquer our planet in an effort to make things better for us all. Surprisingly I’m not disappointed in the slightest.

YES!

Man... the internet age truly is amazing. I know that this is a minor “victory” in light of actual global issues that matter, but the fact that a community outpouring of support like this can change the mind of a multi-billion dollar company is pretty damn cool. Now if only this kind of outpouring could change the…

I assume CNN's last transmission will actually be a shot of Wolf Blitzer - cold and tired from the months of running from the machines - eating Don Lemon's head.