I never thought I’d see a baseball player more physically freakish than Sixto Lezcano, but an amphibious pitcher is pretty tough to top.

With a skill like that he could be one of the best pitchers who ever toad the rubber.

There is a team for people like him.

One thing is for sure, either way: The Elkland Aesthetics have found an absolute diaphragm in the roof.

Wait, is he a Marlin? A Devil Ray?! I sense rampant amphibiphobia here....

Bunch of morons. It’s Hermaphrodite Pitcher Makes Debut.

I doubt she’s alive. It wouldn’t surprise me if he had her killed for the insurance money.

As a foreign policy generating culture, you’re complete gits, Americans.

it’s legal to hire lobbyist because they do not have a vote on the matter, however, can access the individual with the vote. The part that becomes illegal is when guaranteed offers are made by the lobbyist that the voter accepts as “payment” for said vote that directly benefit the voter. Example lobbyist promises to…

Giving money to a federation is somewhat legal - it’s the fact that Warner et al. have been so brazen in putting the cash in their personal accounts that’s the issue. Even Blazer tried to tell Warner to be less obvious about getting and moving the cash.

If he’s not dead, I’d go with the lead actor from Schulze Gets the Blues.

Not even $10M worth of Detrol can stop them now!

Sad, Blatter, the leaks have started.

What if you see it shoot a tennis ball 50 feet and hit a small target, dumping a politician into a pit filled with chicken shit?

They all have staffers who interned with Blatter or Goodell. (Only The Onion has one that interned with Jack Warner.)

* Hope I can find a Solo beer cup to pee in.

Yes, requesting public documents is participatory, not a spectator, sport.

Seemed appropriate given what I was responding to.

It’s uplifting to know there are investigative reporters around who doggedly construct paper trails that expose corruption (of which many insiders are aware but don’t disturb for fear of losing a meal ticket, or worse).

Or, NFL Europe is just around the corner again.