I think this is only round 1. Feds have to play the indict and flip game with these guys and THEN it might get really interesting.....

And there’s still so much other Jack Warner stuff that wasn’t included, stuff like:

Yeah, just caught that. Bleh.

Will NOT go to?

“Put the old, non-sequential bills in a paper grocery sack, then throw it in the trash can (the one with the false bottom that’s on top of a tunnel) that’s in front of FIFA headquarters. Then call me from a pay phone to this burner phone number when it’s been done."

The Nike thing is really interesting. Given the legal extradition battles that are going to take place before any of these guys see American soil, I think the fastest way this will shake FIFA up is for its sponsors to get spooked.

What, no charitable laundromats?

It reminders me of an old Dennis the Menace episode where Mr. Wilson thought his new neighbors were in the mob.

Same with Congress.

FIFA is proof that there is no length rich old men will go to get even richer.

A bunch of American bowl reps just soiled themselves. Perhaps it’s a coincidence.

On the plus side it seems that we got to them before they discovered Bitcoin.

This scares the shit out of me about this situation. I hope he gets help (or is forced to get help) before this turns out much, much worse.

No he doesn't. He's too high and busy running away from accidents.

Don’t forget that he is a pretty quick study when it comes to reflection and self-betterment.

I can see your point. I don’t know where the Bush vs. Legit-strategy/execution line can be drawn except by resort to the rulebook, though.

Good point. Fake throws are not the same as hidden balls.

Here are a few lesser renditions. Still touching:

A+ Thanks so much for sharing. God bless you.

Careful, here. Are you sure it was Dunkin’ Donuts that remotely caused the crap in your drawers? Or could it have been the herd of cops buzzing around?