That is actually incredible O-o That, plus Pa Kent not shrugging and ‘maybing’ at letting a bus full of kids die (PA. KENT), I might have actually liked it.

I think I need to just copy that and find DCcinematic’s email address. Lets just all mass email them that until it happens.

As much shit as Superman Returns gets, visually I think it understood Superman. He’s the Man Of Tomorrow, you have to have at least one scene with the bright red ad blues where hes above the clouds and the suns all bright. Thats the imagery you need.

Its a sad attempt at satire. Badguy Patrol isn’t going to suck, because much like this article, it isnt real.

Actually, its what happens when someone writes a fictitious, satire article that everyone believes.

Everything in this article is made up for satire purposes.

Much like the commenters here that dont seem to understand what satire is. Its funny to hear them talking about this as if its real and missing the mark completely.

i think thats what the guy who wrote these fake, satire posts was going for.

I think Badguy Patrol will bomb because...its not real. Much like everything in those satire posts.

I feel like these commenters all held vigils for the 42 million that died on Black Friday.

The guy who wrote these fake, satire post thought it would be funny if the Jokers favouite show was Family Guy.

The guy who made this stuff up for the fake, satire article?

Yeah, this is the lamest attempt at making up things for a satire article I’ve ever seen. I can’t imagine anyones going to fall for actually believing any of it happened.

I know eh? When you make up things for a satire article, you cant try so hard

The guy who made up this stuff for the satire article?

I’ve given up trying to think of witty ways of explaining that this whole thing is satire and none of it happened or is real.

Yeah, that was pretty low of them to add, even if it is made up for this satire article

Everything made up for this satire article that never happened proves that?

The people who got that this is all fake, and satire?

The guy who wrote these satire posts really made him sound like that, I know!