We also don’t need so much winking to fans from filmmakers who aren’t themselves fans, and seem to have knowledge about the material from Wikipedia or trivia sites.

This is where so many movies miss out on the chance to get creative. I would love to see something where it’s set up like it’s the origin (alley, parents and boy, mugger) and then when everyone’s rolling their eyes about YET ANOTHER retelling, have a fist shoot out from the side of the setup to knock the mugger out.…

This is why I’m glad that they’re just putting Spider Man into the MCU straight without going through the origin yet again.

“Convey? What does that word mean?” -Snyder and WB execs.

Most on-point Superman moment in the past ten years was in Superman Returns. Superman saves the plane and then with grace and dignity requests the passengers leave in an orderly fashion. Still, even that movie was paced like a dirge.

Why are we surprised that the sequel to Man of Steel would be just as bad, if not worse? Cuz we’re not just dragging Supes down into the gutter, but pretty much the entire DCU as well. I don’t want my Superman film to be DARK AND BROODING. I want it colorful. I want it vibrant. I want it to give me a sense of hope and…

“Fetch!”

They’re just upset that he’s a man of wealth and taste. He’s been around for long, long years and he’s stolen many a man’s soul and faith. I mean, he was around when Jesus Christ had his moments of doubt and pain. Didn’t you know he made damn sure that Pilate washed his hands and sealed his fate.

He can fuck me straight to hell....

6 Dozen Moms that only have silent, missionary sex every other Saturday night.

6 Dozen Moms In Lifeless Marriages That Aren’t Divorced Yet Because When You Make A Commitment To God You Keep It And Besides It’s Better For The Kids’ Sake

Bet you some of them are just really amazing Aunts.

You’re fanning yourself because HELLFIRE!!!

Is it even that many?

Whatever else you think about this show, it did give us this:

They should really rename it 6 Dozen Moms. That would probably be more accurate.

LOL I love it, though I would assume our favorite merc with a mouth would add Chimichangas to the menu

Holy shit dude.... you’ve absolutely passed the point of no return. you have no option but to eat this comment. This is the hill you chose to die on.....?

And this strikes me as someone who doesn’t get satire or understand that Leto never actually did any of this.

How are people like you alive? People this stupid usually kill themselves sliding down the top deck staircase rail at a baseball game when they were 15.