Elway is the worst.

Crazy Crab’s dramatic, unannounced return, 2006 vs. Athletics.

Fan behind Loria: What a fucking snake.

That’s a burner. So Miami doesn’t find out about the cities he’s screwing on the side

The thing about shit-talking Waiters is that sometimes they spit in your food.

Wait, if Bamba’s mom gets shot at the end of all this, I’m going to be very upset.

For anybody to think this is a perfect game, they’re kidding themselves.

He was telling Chase Utley to get into the box:

We debated this one for a while trying to parse out Scherzer’s exact string of words, though some of them are pretty obvious. I think we’ve settled on “fucking bastard motherfucking bitch motherfucker” and now I can’t see it any other way.

Would the name of a quarterback who is simultaneously underqualified and overqualified for every NFL team be “Schrodinger’s Kaep”?

Kelly Rowland is a huge J.R. Smith fan and was shouting down Igoudala from the upper deck. No mention of that apparently.

details of how exactly he fell are not known

I’m still writing 2016 MLB All-Star Game on my checks!!!

What do you think is supposed to be funny about withholding a source? This is about ethics

In Atlanta they call that ‘the bottom of the first’.

To be fair, those stigmata wounds in his hands open easily.

Maybe not but we could have CRUSHED Tom Sawyer.

Perhaps it’s 3-1 lead poisoning.