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Bruce Arians said Cardinals will consider resigning RB Chris Johnson.

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Hee!

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This harkens back to the old saying, “A bird in hand beats being eaten by a dog in the bush.”

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Ironically, “Hawk Romo” is also the favorite pasttime of most NFL defensive backs.

If you had to come up with Alternative Facts specific to sports, what would your first one be?

Mine would be “Among Peyton Manning’s many Super Bowl titles, rings, and MVP trophies, he says that none are so precious to him as his Heisman Trophy.”

Dom, your mathematic, analytic approach to your articles is both refreshing and a joy to read. Glad you’re back on Deadspin.

Suck it up, Brock. If you knew half the stuff that Herschel Walker has seen coming out of the stands during football games, you’d never step on a field again.

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Impressive, but it’s not the biggest shit I’ve ever seen anyone take during Jeopardy!...

So we have an object tossed on a baseball field in a playoff situation, ultimately missing its target, with the person responsible slinking off, never to be heard from again? Sorry, Joba Chamberlain, you almost got away with it.

Neil O’Donnell

For what it’s worth, Colin, we agree: The oppression of black Americans remains staggering. But those slave ships haven’t arrived here in over 150 years.

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James’s agent Rich Paul told ESPN that James will decline his player option for 2016-17, but this was always part of the plan...

Before you automatically assume that Nicola’s full of shit, just know that this is much more common among athletes than you might imagine. For instance, Wes Welker has no idea how old he is. Or where he is. Or how he got there.

It’s okay, squirt. You’re a Yankees fan. Wait a couple of days and something good will happen to you.