Management is just saving Braves fans from the heartbreak of winning the division every year and then losing the divisional series, as they all complained about for a decade. I mean, it could be worse, right Atlanta fans?

At least these robbers actually got something of value out of West’s room. The last guy to rob Joe Flacco only walked away with 20 bucks, half a pack of vanilla wafers, and a slightly more dejected outlook on life.

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I sure hope that guy is caught up on his rabies vaccinations.

Ha!

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+1 you goddamn maniac

...but a loss could leave him craving one more shot.

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UT grad here. I don’t think there’s a snowball’s chance in hell that he even gets considered for the HC job at Alabama. He’s all those things you listed (play caller, planner QB coach, recruiter) but one thing that he’s not is a head coach. He proved that in Knoxville with how he handled the power, and he proved it…

I’m fairly certain that you just described 85% of all head coaches...

This will almost certainly put him at odds with former teammate and notorious crip Wes Welker.

Typical “do as I say, not as I do” lip service here from another superstar. I mean really, how is Melo in a position to talk anyone out of shooting?

I grew up working at a flooring store that my dad managed. Once when I was 17, spent Friday night with some friends getting shitfaced at somebody’s house until 4 or 5 AM. Saturday about 9 AM, my dad calls and needs me to come in to work because 2 guys scheduled had laid out. I told him I wasn’t feeling well (truth)…

If only that deer had been armed.

The poor fuckin’ lug at the end, whose Browns jersey (Trent Richardson, I think) isn’t quite big enough to fit over his many layers of clothes.

Titan’s fan here. Here’s part of the problem: before this story, did you know who Antonio Andrews was? Did you know he existed? Off the top of your head at this moment, how many Titans players can you name outside of Marcus Mariota? 2 or 3? In a league full of bland, vanilla franchises, the Titans have managed to…

You leave John Elway out of this, Kluwe!

More like Hottakekinja

<Psst!>..... that’s the point!