Great. Now we have to watch Missouri football again.

The teammate skirmish at least was just a big misunderstanding. Peppers asked Clinton-Dix what the problem was today, Clinton-Dix responded “Julius, do I have to spell it out for you?”, and of course it was all downhill from there.

Nice. +1

It’s actually a scientific phenomenon caused by large amount of hot air rapidly escaping Dan Shaughnessy’s ass.

I know his attitude seems pretty aggressive, but to be fair, this guy considers anyone over 5’8” to be a giant.

Honestly, Dooley probably just felt helpless. Like the Germans on D-Day.

Michigan fans: [Deface Magic Johnson Statue]

Ricky Proehl

I’m just shocked that Steve Francis continues to make headlines in 2015.

Oh wait, shit. That wasn’t me. That was Barry Petchesky. Sorry.

Back in the early 2000’s, I took a Spring Break trip to the Bahamas. It was a good, drunken time, and in the midst of my late-teen haze of sudden independence in a foreign nation, I decided it was time to get a tattoo. It was a sunburst with lines coming off the middle, and I got it right across the middle of my neck.…

As if that weren’t already a narrow pool of suspects, Browns starters have since raced to deny it was them—six players at latest count (not including Josh McCown, who probably doesn’t need to issue a denial).

why do Bills fans insist on utilizing their partners’ pants like dead Tauntauns?

+1 Steve Ewe

If you think this struggle was ugly, just wait until the university makes the switch from coloring books to traditional textbooks.

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Coincidentally, this is also exactly how Brady’s friend Wes Welker saw the hearing today.

+1!