Meanwhile, in Houston, James Harden has just repealed his "For the love of god, never trade me to Sacramento" contract clause.

Not even Marge would deny that one.

Meh.

Timmy: Excitedly plays as Denver, loses.

+1

Unfortunately, all that Dan Snyder took away from any of this was a lingering question of whether or not NB3 can play quarterback.

Exactly what my dad would say at neighborhood gatherings; although, he was talking about the neighborhood dogs that had pissed on his mailbox that spring.

Despite having more success in Detroit than they've had in Orchard Park in years

I'm sure the players would have written something much more eloquent and demeaning if they knew how to spell anything other than "UNC".

A Cleveland Browns fan getting betrayed and abused by the thing he loves should hardly be newsworthy at this point, Samer.

Rivers declared he is "no more banged up than other quarterback in the league."

And now everyone is going in on RG3. Steve Young is going in... A radio station listener who won a contest to write for the local CBS station (this is something that happened) is going in... Fucking Pat White is going in!

Anthony Bennett may have been blind, and fat, and unathletic, and overall just an enormous disappointment, but Nenê has had saddest sad sack locked down for awhile now.

There it is.

This is DC Politics 101. Everyone is complaining about the $300 million dollar stadium line on the proposal, which serves as a convenient distraction from the $4 million line marked "Former Mayor Barry's Hooker Fund."

I actually feel bad for the newspaper in all this. They're stuck in a catch-22. If they publish the article with the picture, they get cries out outrage and have their ethics questioned; however, if they publish it without any pictures, then their fan base would have no idea what the article was about.

Of course they didn't quarantine the Blues. If St Louis-area authorities are going to try to quarantine anybody, it's going to be the blacks.

Why would you eat something that will pull molar caps off? I don't understand.

It's 2014. We've come a long way as a society. Why are we still making Laffy Taffy?