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"He said he had his fill of football and that he likes to walk and wander, and he was looking for a warmer place," Ortega said.

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This has to bring Romo's toughness into question, especially considering that DeMarco Murray's had a sore back for weeks from carrying the team.

Well, what do you expect them to do to keep Saban around? They had already offered to buy him the second nicest house in the state and were refused, even after they had the wheels removed.

Double-check your fantasy team and start drinking earlier than you normally do.

God. Damn it.

Barry, a Canadian youth easily scoring a hockey goal is as common as an American youth masturbating in the back seat of a taxicab. It's nothing special.

Seeing a still photo like this always adds great perspective. We've all seen him play basketball before, of course, but until he's standing still next to other professional athletes, you can't truly comprehend how fucking strung out Delonte West really looks.

Samer, I think I see the problem, and it's not really that bizarre; his check was just in euros instead of dollars.

We may find it corny, but the Raiders are furiously taking notes on how to keep the ball out of Manning's hands.

.@Amareisreal says he's been doing the red wine bath for about 6-8 months. #Knicks

Please don't ever put poop on a dollar. For any reason.

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Ha!

Last night, the Raiders, who suck, announced that Allen had been sacked.

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I'm not a man of many words!

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