So Claiborne took his playbook and went home.

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The good news is that Houston Rockets scouts are calling him the next James Harden.

In Monroe's defense, "I'm just trying not to be in the newspaper" is normally a valid excuse when Pistons players are asked about their actions.

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Ha!

O'Donnell: "So you never personally watched the film?"

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This is much easier to watch than that video of Lamar Odom falling off the wagon.

Idiots. Now they're definitely going to test you for steroids.

At least she went out with a smile on her face.

"Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward."

To be fair to the mayor here, I'm sure there are players on Colorado State's team right now that can't remember the coach's name. Or their school name. Or their own name.

This was a done deal the moment Jerry Jones saw his Johnny Manziel impersonation.

If this had happened within the US, I doubt it charges would be filed, based on how America usually handles Hague criminal accusations.

After this incident (and to further reduce his extra swelling), Montero is being transferred to the mid-A Walla Walla CompressionSox.

City Council is furious with this report, as they were under the impression that what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

I guess "Fuck Marge Schott Day" was just too big to fit in that space.

Yeesh. +1