[Nods in agreement]

Mankins 6x Pro Bowler

+1!

Give Costas a break. He's used to hitting baseballs off of a tee.

"But if it was easy, then it wouldn't be special. That's why Notre Dame is special."

Jared Lorenzen has this problem at the beginning of beach season.

Edmonton has already offered Taylor Hall and $6 million cash for that portrait.

Jim Harbaugh is also upset with the new stadium, but mostly because his suggested sponsor, Wrangler, was rejected.

75 meter sign? That javelin must be enormous!

New Eagles QB Mark Sanchez wears a specialized bracelet, as well, only his beeps when he ventures within 500 yards of a high school.

I appreciate the warning, but come on. Who actually gets on Deadspin and goes right to the comment section?

Roy spent the day surrounded by creatures that shit in their hands and throw it at bystanders. You'd think he'd be tired of seeing that after playing in Philadelphia for 4 years.

After watching Scott vomit on the field during without any qualms, Bengals management has asked him to lead conditioning drills for the cheerleading squad.

We read these articles and laugh, but watching Jerry Angelo trying to relive the past is actually pretty depressing.

+1

Ha!

Crowd: "Balfour!"

Place could be the Silicon Valley of, umm, Tennessee, by now...

The couple was going to just release the video of the proposal itself, but ultimately decided that watching Wade drop to one knee has pretty much lost its luster.

Yep. I start to get excited as the NFL season approaches, and about halfway through the first quarter of week 1 I realize that I'm a goddamn Titans fan and none of this matters.