The booze has since tested positive for syphilis and mange.

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"No, Antoine, for the last time: No one wants to play shirts vs. skins."

I like this joke a lot

It won't do much good around here, but I appreciate the sentiment.

Dan Gilbert's statement simply read, "I PERSONALLY GUARANTEE THAT THE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS WILL WIN AN NBA CHAMPIONSHIP BEFORE THE SELF-TITLED FORMER 'CLIPPERS OWNER' WINS ONE!"

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Yet another downside of Paul's constant travelling.

Losing that particular marketing firm will really hurt Sterling. Without Translation, he will have no idea what his players are saying.

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"Yep."

Ha!

"In my house BJs are BlueJackets."

Please. You don't know an ugly inning until you've seen Otis Nixon step into the box against Kent Tekulve.

"It was a bush league move on my part," Quenneville admitted.

And yet it's still less awkward than the #AskEmmitt Q&A where Emmitt Smith tried to recite the alphabet in order.

I saw someone advertising "Essence of John Kruk" recently. Turns out it was just a half empty bottle of brown mustard.

Ha!

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