Good god.

I keep coming back to this. Goddamn it's funny.

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• College player at Illinois

Meh.

Actually, as a guy, I find that I tend to be the one around the house that cleans. My girlfriend has a much higher tolerance for mess (dishes piled up in the sink, clothes in the floor, etc) than I do. I can only stare at that goddamn pot with mac & cheese remnants inside for so long before I see red and have to clean…

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Football: Is punted

Reporter 2: "How long have you been Suzie?"

Austin Collie: "For as long as I can remember. Yesterday."

Damn, wrong post. Kinja!

Look, I'm not saying it didn't happen, but he's important to sports in that town. Of course everyone is going to rush to protect him and cover up anything he may or may not have done. What is their program worth right now if you take him away?

Wow, there was some violence in Philly this weekend! Does this affect how people view Eagles fans?

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Ha!

If Jay Cutler is the face of the Bears, no wonder Josh McCown is able to give them a lift.

But when will they arrest the jackass that offered Mike Shanahan the Washington job?

The Mariner, whose purse is light,

Chris Elsberry thought Brandon Davies "got what was coming to him."

Joe Torre: Selected